our Azalea Place home, ants crawled up my legs and into my sneakers, I wet my pants and the neighbor lady brought me home crying. At WSU, I lived in a scary, porn-studio-esque apartment one summer and poured a bowl of cereal for breakfast AND IT MOVED, crawling with members of the same ant family that had, only days before, feasted on whatever food shred I’d left in my toothbrush. I didn’t wet my pants, but I will say that I haven’t eaten Raisin Bran since 1989.So I am, understandably, undelighted to lift a concrete block from its station on my empty lot and discover a swarming colony of formicidae Hymenoptera. You can crow all you want about ants and their mind-bending feats of organization and industriousness, but to me they’re still shiny, squirming, crack-penetrating dirt-diggers and they can’t be trusted. Not so millipedes, with their even more pronounced wriggly shininess and the way they look like miniature thousand-legged land-dwelling eels. But millipedes (thankfully) don’t bunch together in teaming armies of ick. They’re lone operators, and you know when you see one, it’s not going to be immediately following by a thousand others that swarm over your half-eaten turkey-and-avocado sandwich while your back is turned and skeletonize it 2.3 seconds.
Wasps, potato bugs, earthworms, and spiders are among the creatures that call my future home their current one. I’d feel guiltier about displacing them if I had more fondness for insects; I’m hopeful that they’ll find other accommodations as the project progresses and their hives, colonies, nests, and holes are molested by the excavator and crushed by the inevitable turquoise construction-site Porta-Potti. The “really big mouse with the long pink tail” witnessed by my ten-year-old helper Miles, however, can go ahead and slither under the next approaching WTA bus.I feel worse about the eradication of the flora than I do the fauna. Although you’d never know it to look at the withering cacti in my home, I am a plant person. If it were nutrition
ally feasible, I might actually become a carnivorian, and not just because I hate the taste of cauliflower and cabbage. It pains me that I won’t be able to salvage all of the greenery on my lot. The house has been designed specifically to spare the chestnut and maple trees on the south side, as well as the shrubbery that forms a natural fence along Donovan Ave. and Arlene’s place to the west. What I can’t save, sadly, are the twelve-foot lilac bushes in the northwest corner (future garage), the huge alder in the center of the lot (future kitchen), the holly bushes—dangerous skin-scraping beasts though they are—and the wild raspberry plants scattered around the property (future everything).Walking away from the property to my for-now home, I step over a beetle on the sidewalk, hesitant to hear the crack of its tiny shell under
my dirty foot. I look back at the lot and see both a house, and a home. A 6000 square foot biosphere alive with a million squiggling, tunneling, worming pieces of the universe. The dirt and rocks, the flowers, the trees, the rustling leaves—it’s a wonder that we can build houses or drive cars or eat anything for the beauty of it all.I’m feeling very Darwin right about now, very Survival Of the Fittest, and not necessarily in a good way. In order for me to build my shelter, I have to disrupt the homes of these ants, millipedes, rats and spiders I claim to have no warmth for. I have to uproot trees that have known no other ground. I have to balance my This Is the Way the World Works sentiments against the reality that once again, the strong overpower the weak just because we’re bigger and we have sharper, noisier tools. Then again, those ants might just be back.
